My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
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I’ll never understand certain people whose only form of entertainment is “trollin the butthurtz” like seriously you are the lamest of the lame.
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
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Why
when you can

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Ducks grow so fast ):